She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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