doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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