thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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