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• (347): View more from New York

  Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one

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  Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...

  (802): View more from Vermont

  do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I think he's only dating me for my ass...

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• (585): View more from New York

  His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.

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