sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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