Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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