I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
ok first of all what the fuck
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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