On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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