I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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