And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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