O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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