At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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