we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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