I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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