dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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