The maid of honor just puked.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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