i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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