Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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