Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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