Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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