i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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