Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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