We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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