why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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