dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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