That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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