Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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