Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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