redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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