pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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