I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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