She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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