He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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