Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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