just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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