oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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