going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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