This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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