Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
whose parrot is this?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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