Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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