Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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