My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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