Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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