Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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