How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
