Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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