windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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