dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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