he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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