They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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