Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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