I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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