The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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