ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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