Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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