I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I can't trust your balls anymore.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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