You really coming over, don't trick.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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