Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
it's not cheating when I paid for it
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
