I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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