yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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